I'm Losing my mind

I'm on two days no sleep here. I can't fall asleep as long as that damn doll is in my house. I keep hearing footsteps, and I swear to god he is moving. When I went to bed, he was on top of the counter, still drying. And when I woke up this morning, he was moved onto the coffee table, and I swear he was on the counter. Kramer has to get this damn doll outta here now!

Mr. Marbles

Alright, so Kramer was moving some of his stuff out of storage, and putting some of the stuff that's in his apartment now into storage to replace the space that's open. In doing so, he moved Mr. Marbles back into his apartment. So last night he comes charging in, going on and on about how he had dropped him and broken him. So I let him come over and use my stuff to fix him up, and he left him here for the glue to dry.

People, I swear I was up all night, ready to jump up and smash that possessed little doll. I kept hearing the pitter-patter of his footsteps, and it was freaking me out. I swear that thing is alive, and runs around at night.

Wise Guy Ayy?

So Mr. Costanza thinks he can get away with this act of pure disrespect does he? Well then he is in for it. You hear that Gorgey Boy, I'll get ya back when ya least expect it. By the way at least when you put my name in google, you get some good responses. You put your name in google and you dont even get anything in response.

Remember buddy, I'm gonna get ya when ya least expect it. Haha, see ya later at Monk's.

Anyone have any funny stories to share?

So I am running out of material, and I am in desperate need of some new material. Rather than push through it, and try to write some new material, I figured I would just ask you guys. So any funny stories?

Except for you George, nothing in your life is funny.

Kramer's Escapade

So last night around 11:30 P.M., I hear the loudest crash outside. I looked outside and there was a watermelon scattered all over the street. I looked over to the left to see Kramer sleeping halfway out his window.

I guess he had been sleepwalking, and for some reason decided to drop a watermelon out of his window. And he has no recollection of doing any of this. I find this interesting.

Anyone Like Mario's Pizza On 5th?

Hey, so I was out for a stroll the other day with Cindy, that girl I met last week at one of my gigs, and we were walking down 5th street, and decided to stop and get a slice of pizza at this Place Mario's. It was probably one of the best slices of pizza I've had in years.

Have any of you had it before? Or like it?

Why Do They Make These Things So Complicated?

Alright, so after having a blog for a couple days, I can now see why most people my age do not. They are a pain in the ass to manage. I feel like at first it was very easy to make, and update, but after trying to manage my friends, and what other blogs to follow, it got too complex. I bet Georgey Boy had the same problem when he made his.

So George, have you managed to figure out how to use this damn thing yet?

You Guys Gotta Hear This

Haha, okay so the other day, I was meeting George at the coffee shop, so I get there early, and grab a seat. I see this man leaving, and when he got outside he dropped 5 dollars. Right then I see George walk up, look around and pick up that same 5 dollars. The best part, you know that attractive woman we all see there all the time, that George is smitten with? Well she was there! And she saw him pick it up, and made the most disgusted face ever at him afterwards, haha. So yesterday, we go to the coffee shop again, and I'm egging George on to go talk to her, and he finally does, (not knowing she saw him pick up that 5 dollars), and she completely shoots him down. It was pure comedy I tell ya.

Is George Costanza An Idiot?

Hello ladies and gentleman.

So I have also decided to make my own blog, in response to our favorite little bald friend, George Costanzas' recent decision to make a blog. Personally, I think it's damn funny, and I am simply astounded, that our very own George Costanza, has kept up with the times, and keeps a web log.

Let us all sit back, and watch how this one unfolds....